Buzz Adams

Jerk. Rat bastard. Scuzzball.

Buzz Adams has heard it all and eats it for breakfast with a side of hijo de puta.

It all just helps create the fibrous dietary supplement that keeps him regularly funny.

From Oklahoma and a native Wal-Mart speaker, Adams’ mettle was forged by a private Baptist school college education, where he was once put in the school’s stockade for muttering the first two syllables of the word “Darwinian”.

A 4.0 student with a 2.0 student’s report card, Adams didn’t stumble into radio so much as rummage through it to find some M&M’s he’d dropped between its cushions. He found some loose change instead, thought it was cool to be paid so handsomely for ranting into a microphone and he’s been here hosting the morning show ever since.

In his spare time he enjoys reading the fine print on credit card offers, calf-roping, modeling two-piece bathing suits, long walks and taxidermy.