Tarantulas can be seen all over Texas and New Mexico pretty much anytime but right now they are really coming out in droves in what appears to be a mass migration. They aren't migrating though, they're male tarantulas trying to score.
Just as Homer Simpson chugs Duff and Peter Griffin knocks back Pawtucket Patriot Ales with wild abandon, Hank and his crew have Alamo beer. Now, you can too ... as long as you're not in El Paso.